What're you gonna do? Give him fatherly advice about how to talk to women, son?

[ Look, he couldn't help it. Waving out a hand to dismiss the thought entirely. ]

Let's get an actual girl to help him with that problem. What can we do? It sounds like you'll just stress him out since he'll want you to think he's doing a good job. If he can't even tell you he's gay without making it an event.

[ Which, when it comes to Inigo Events, this wasn't the biggest deal made. But still more than required! ]

And last time I talked to him about it, we went in circles. [ So- ] Let's just get him some girl friends.