[ .. Inigo kind of wants to know now what the problem would be with using them for his dick, but something tells me the answer is probably going to be really embarrassing. Or it'll be embarrassing that he asked in the first place.

He's already had to go through having to adjust to the modern world, and now he suddenly has to adjust to the modern sex world too. By Naga. ]

Is there.. [ He starts, but then frowns, looking more ashamed by the moment. ] Is there anything else I should get? I mean, I have no idea how.. um. You know. What people from other places.. use..

[ This is the least offensive - towards himself, anyway - way to phrase this question, and he still feels dumb, and stupid, and ashamed, all at once. ]