Me? No, I just had a muffin to tide the hunger. I haven't actually sat down to have breakfast yet.

[ He speaks as he writes, his actual penmanship executed so much faster than his typing with both hands that Roland flourishes the paper even before he stops talking. He hands to Tidus easily, smiling. ]

There. You can add 'army' to it, if it has to be specific. Or go with the good 'ol multi-tool pocket knife.