You're the one getting like anything! [ no, you! The highest level of maturities being displayed here, which considering that Inigo throws the cloth at Tidus's face--
There are no innocents here. Only gremlins. ]
So sorry that I'm a mess, [ Tidus grumbles out as he doesn't throw the cloth but uses it to wipe down his belly. ughhhhhh. ] Wonder why.
[ This is bait, Inigo. You can leave it well alone, or take it.
What does he even do when that bait is dangled right in his face. And it's so tempting to rub it into Tidus's face, but then again, Inigo also would like to not totally ruin his chances of something like this happening again.
So he's trying real hard to reel himself in as he gets a second washcloth out of his band to start cleaning himself up enough to actually be able to pull his underwear and pants back up as well. ]
You told me it was okay..
[ This is no rubbing it in, at least.
No, it's just poutiness. Because Tidus said it was okay!! T-Then you can't complain about it now, bro!! No takesies backsies! ]
[ Wow, bro that's far too close to talking about how they just jerked each other off? Which doesn't diminish Tidus's own poutiness here, but maybe he isn't as feisty about it, as: ]
You can still be okay helping us clean up... [ B-baka. But if Inigo's moving away fom him, then Tidus will slip up into a sitting position, watch better what he does as he clears up the residue of semen. Folding the cloth up (not a clean fold) and about to offer it to Inigo, but he's got one himself, so Tidus will just work at his trousers. ]
I'll see if medbay has any wet wipes. We can take some for - other times. You don't wanna use them on your dick though. They're just good for cleaning up.
[ Usually. But Tidus figures Inigo wouldn't know what they are, won't think about them until Tidus can get any. He sooo doesn't want to waste points on wet wipes, though.... ]
[ .. Inigo kind of wants to know now what the problem would be with using them for his dick, but something tells me the answer is probably going to be really embarrassing. Or it'll be embarrassing that he asked in the first place.
He's already had to go through having to adjust to the modern world, and now he suddenly has to adjust to the modern sex world too. By Naga. ]
Is there.. [ He starts, but then frowns, looking more ashamed by the moment. ] Is there anything else I should get? I mean, I have no idea how.. um. You know. What people from other places.. use..
[ This is the least offensive - towards himself, anyway - way to phrase this question, and he still feels dumb, and stupid, and ashamed, all at once. ]
[ Please Inigo he doesn't know? Or maybe he does just by chance, but at the same time... ]
I think guys use lube...? And protection. [ You know. Protection. It only heats his cheeks because Tidus knows why he's asking, pulling up his legs to cross under him, examining the spot of skin where the cum had been and wiping it again to see if there's anything more he can clear up. ]
But I don't know about any...you know. If there's more you have to do? Um, I dunno if you've heard anything.
[ Inigo drops the dirty cloth on the ground once he's done cleaning himself up, figuring he can just try to sneak it in with the laundry later, along with Tidus's own. No one would notice, right. He just has to be smooth about it. Stick it between some other things or something, and then stick it into the laundry machine himself. ]
Well, I mean.. I know how it works.
[ There's that, at least. Inigo does know how it's supposed to work between two guys, and it's not like he hasn't stuck fingers inside of himself before, so that's not a problem, but.. ]
But we don't have a lot of stuff back in Ylisse. Like.. protection? I have no idea what that's about. [ There's definitely a blush on his face when he admits to that, some shame, but at the same time.. it's just a fact. He can't make it any different than what it is. ] So you might have to keep out an eye for that. [ Since he wouldn't recognize it if it was dancing naked in front of him.
He pulls his shirt fully down again, smoothing it out. ]
Uh, sure. [ He could just tell him another name and say he could get it too - it's not like they're likely to get any anywhere but the train - but it's less fuss to leave it to himself.
...but he is wondering about if they should get material on what to actually do. Which- uggghhh. If this was back in Zanarkand, he could look it up from home! On the network! No problem!
Does he have to buy a book...? A how-to video!?
...he's saying NOTHING. Toss this thought outside. ] Well we can't buy anything now, so it's not worth worrying about 'til later! Actually, we should see if we can still get into our old room and...get our stuff?
[ Because bro.
we kinda never got to the moving in proper part of all this. ]
[ Please, they were having more important activities.
But Inigo only now seems to realise that they.. kind of skipped over a lot by getting.. let's say 'directly down to business'. It's why he looks a little startled for a moment, but then he's looking down at himself, trying to ascertain whether or not he looks decent enough to leave this room.
He quickly pulls a hand through his hair. That should be enough, right? ]
Right! Come on, let's quickly see if we can grab our stuff before the train does anything weird with it! [ NO TRUST FOR THE TRAIN. Nor for its lack of respect towards people's property. ]
[ Tidus is also giving himself a look, wondering if people would be able to smell it on him. Will they figure it out!? ... maybe he can shoot into the bathroom and have a quick wash along the way, nbdnbd.
Yeah, that's becoming a more and more favoured idea as he shuffles down to the bottom of the bed, pushing everyone up and down clothes-wise in the direction it should be in. ]
Has the train ever done anything with people's stuff? What happened that time you moved into my room outta nowhere?
[ did he just wake up with that giant toy of his with him...? ]
Minerva was there with me.. But that means the train just touched her! Without permission!
[ Please, Tidus, look at his face! This is a sensitive matter, okay. Inigo doesn't want the train to get any weird ideas about it somehow being okay to put its sticky fingers all over his precious wyvern plush!! ]
But I don't know if it's going to do the same with our things now. If they're just going to be here when we wake up here tomorrow. [ He pauses, glancing at the door, and then looking a tad less dramatic, and instead a bit more serious. ] .. and I don't just want Rose to find out we moved that way.
[ Even if they're not particularly close to her, Inigo feels like they still owe her that much, rather than her awkwardly waking up to an almost empty room. ]
[ The train also touched Inigo without permission, but well, there's no reason to point that out. ...or maybe he will along the way, but not right now. ]
Sure, let's tell her. We can leave a note if she's not in. [ Because there was never any telling. He's standing now, and walks over to the door, looking himself over before glancing at Inigo, nodding towards the door. ]
I'm gonna take a wash in the bathroom sink on the way. [ Just. FYI. And if Inigo wants to do the same. But with that said he'll open the door; there's no making his hands less messy before they leave.
[ Those last two words are definitely squeaked in that usual Inigo way. Because he didn't even really think of that yet, and now he's wondering if it's obligatory? Should he do it too? Would Tidus think it's weird if he doesn't?! He probably should, but would it be weird if they did it in the same sink? Should he move to a different carriage to find another one?!
PANIC. INSTANT PANIC. TOO MANY EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS OVERLOADING HIS BRAIN.
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There are no innocents here. Only gremlins. ]
So sorry that I'm a mess, [ Tidus grumbles out as he doesn't throw the cloth but uses it to wipe down his belly. ughhhhhh. ] Wonder why.
[ This is bait, Inigo. You can leave it well alone, or take it.
how mature are you ]
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What does he even do when that bait is dangled right in his face. And it's so tempting to rub it into Tidus's face, but then again, Inigo also would like to not totally ruin his chances of something like this happening again.
So he's trying real hard to reel himself in as he gets a second washcloth out of his band to start cleaning himself up enough to actually be able to pull his underwear and pants back up as well. ]
You told me it was okay..
[ This is no rubbing it in, at least.
No, it's just poutiness. Because Tidus said it was okay!! T-Then you can't complain about it now, bro!! No takesies backsies! ]
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You can still be okay helping us clean up... [ B-baka. But if Inigo's moving away fom him, then Tidus will slip up into a sitting position, watch better what he does as he clears up the residue of semen. Folding the cloth up (not a clean fold) and about to offer it to Inigo, but he's got one himself, so Tidus will just work at his trousers. ]
I'll see if medbay has any wet wipes. We can take some for - other times. You don't wanna use them on your dick though. They're just good for cleaning up.
[ Usually. But Tidus figures Inigo wouldn't know what they are, won't think about them until Tidus can get any. He sooo doesn't want to waste points on wet wipes, though.... ]
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He's already had to go through having to adjust to the modern world, and now he suddenly has to adjust to the modern sex world too. By Naga. ]
Is there.. [ He starts, but then frowns, looking more ashamed by the moment. ] Is there anything else I should get? I mean, I have no idea how.. um. You know. What people from other places.. use..
[ This is the least offensive - towards himself, anyway - way to phrase this question, and he still feels dumb, and stupid, and ashamed, all at once. ]
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[ Please Inigo he doesn't know? Or maybe he does just by chance, but at the same time... ]
I think guys use lube...? And protection. [ You know. Protection. It only heats his cheeks because Tidus knows why he's asking, pulling up his legs to cross under him, examining the spot of skin where the cum had been and wiping it again to see if there's anything more he can clear up. ]
But I don't know about any...you know. If there's more you have to do? Um, I dunno if you've heard anything.
[ In medieval land. Or somewhere? ]
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Well, I mean.. I know how it works.
[ There's that, at least. Inigo does know how it's supposed to work between two guys, and it's not like he hasn't stuck fingers inside of himself before, so that's not a problem, but.. ]
But we don't have a lot of stuff back in Ylisse. Like.. protection? I have no idea what that's about. [ There's definitely a blush on his face when he admits to that, some shame, but at the same time.. it's just a fact. He can't make it any different than what it is. ] So you might have to keep out an eye for that. [ Since he wouldn't recognize it if it was dancing naked in front of him.
He pulls his shirt fully down again, smoothing it out. ]
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...but he is wondering about if they should get material on what to actually do. Which- uggghhh. If this was back in Zanarkand, he could look it up from home! On the network! No problem!
Does he have to buy a book...? A how-to video!?
...he's saying NOTHING. Toss this thought outside. ] Well we can't buy anything now, so it's not worth worrying about 'til later! Actually, we should see if we can still get into our old room and...get our stuff?
[ Because bro.
we kinda never got to the moving in proper part of all this. ]
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But Inigo only now seems to realise that they.. kind of skipped over a lot by getting.. let's say 'directly down to business'. It's why he looks a little startled for a moment, but then he's looking down at himself, trying to ascertain whether or not he looks decent enough to leave this room.
He quickly pulls a hand through his hair. That should be enough, right? ]
Right! Come on, let's quickly see if we can grab our stuff before the train does anything weird with it! [ NO TRUST FOR THE TRAIN. Nor for its lack of respect towards people's property. ]
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Yeah, that's becoming a more and more favoured idea as he shuffles down to the bottom of the bed, pushing everyone up and down clothes-wise in the direction it should be in. ]
Has the train ever done anything with people's stuff? What happened that time you moved into my room outta nowhere?
[ did he just wake up with that giant toy of his with him...? ]
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[ Please, Tidus, look at his face! This is a sensitive matter, okay. Inigo doesn't want the train to get any weird ideas about it somehow being okay to put its sticky fingers all over his precious wyvern plush!! ]
But I don't know if it's going to do the same with our things now. If they're just going to be here when we wake up here tomorrow. [ He pauses, glancing at the door, and then looking a tad less dramatic, and instead a bit more serious. ] .. and I don't just want Rose to find out we moved that way.
[ Even if they're not particularly close to her, Inigo feels like they still owe her that much, rather than her awkwardly waking up to an almost empty room. ]
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Sure, let's tell her. We can leave a note if she's not in. [ Because there was never any telling. He's standing now, and walks over to the door, looking himself over before glancing at Inigo, nodding towards the door. ]
I'm gonna take a wash in the bathroom sink on the way. [ Just. FYI. And if Inigo wants to do the same. But with that said he'll open the door; there's no making his hands less messy before they leave.
(He is not asking for Gibbs's help.) ]
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BAD TOUCH. ]
Alright, th-- wait, what?!
[ Those last two words are definitely squeaked in that usual Inigo way. Because he didn't even really think of that yet, and now he's wondering if it's obligatory? Should he do it too? Would Tidus think it's weird if he doesn't?! He probably should, but would it be weird if they did it in the same sink? Should he move to a different carriage to find another one?!
PANIC. INSTANT PANIC. TOO MANY EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS OVERLOADING HIS BRAIN.
Inigo's face goes bright red. ]
A--Alright, that's fine, I'lljustgoonaheadthenI'llseeyouthere!
[ And with that run on sentence, Inigo is just. Gone. Sprinted to the next carriage.
(He's just going to find a different bathroom sink like a moron who couldn't just announce that normally.
See you in their old room in a few, bro.) ]